- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the ability to get the chills when someone close to you has an erection.

The power to tell people that you have been "gifted" with a pointless superpower.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

The power to open doors that are already open

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

Reversed telepathy, everyone can hear your thoughts.

The power to make grass grow 1cm longer than usual.

the power to count from A to purple

The ability to turn your fingers into angry bears without you being able to control them

The power to read terms and conditions

The power to heal but every time you heal your leg or arm falls off.

The power to hear in the dark.

The power to fly only 5mm above the ground.

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

The Power to believe you have superpowers

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

to die when you are happy

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

The power to "smell what the Rock is cooking"

The power to shrink boobs by merely touching them.

Pointless Super Powers