the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

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The power to telepathically open umbrellas, only open and only umbrellas.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

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The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

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The power to blink at incredibly fast speeds

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The ability to fly a millimeter of the actual natural ground (cancelling stuff like concrete and water) or perfectly levitating; Criss Angel style

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The power to think of your death and then you die.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to have a power

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The power to stop time, but be stopped with time also.

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The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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The power to survive extreme temperatures, for extremely short amounts of time.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!