- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to youtube poop

The power to not have a brain!

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

the ability to do absolutely nothing

The power to become a llama.

The power to predict how an event could have played out, but only after the event has already happened.

Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The power to make your left hand glow whenever you put your right hand up your ass.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

The power to speak with death people..

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

Pointless Super Powers