the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

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Acid tears.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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the power to herd cats

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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They power to be able to make meth.

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to stop time whenever you get stabbed in the liver

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The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The power to control Rollie pollies

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The power to science.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!