- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to troll everyone... only to realise you were trolled by a liar fairy

The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

The power to make food from anything, but noone can eat it.

The power to summon earthworms

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to have anything you want that is free.

the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.

The power to rule the world unless it's in real life.

The power to create wifi but only on the third Sunday of May every million decades

The power to make a white paper green but only with a colored pencil

The power to lick your elbow.

The power to even

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

The ability to wink with both eyes, at the same time

You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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Pointless Super Powers