The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

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The power to fly but only in your room

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the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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the power to have another pointless superpower

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The power to turn into random objects

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!