- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to be black, but only if you are at a KKK meeting

The power to think about useless power

The power to fly downwards but only go down when there is a hole

the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

the power of fart helium

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

to do nothing

The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

The power to write the top rated Pointless Superpower.

The power to jump over mountains but die when you hit the ground.

The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to look into the car next to me at the exact moment the driver is picking his nose

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

the power to turn a dollar into 99 cents

Pointless Super Powers