To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

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The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

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The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power of being pointless

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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the power to see the present

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to punch that like button

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to read your own mind the power of 75% levitation the power of turning into a juicy pork chop in the presence of a lion the power to believe it is butter the power to turn into a blender once and never change back the power to cry acid the power of turning highly visable while trying to sneak the power to speak, sneeze and cough really loudly and annoyingly the power to teleport half of your body the power to age extremely fast the power to have the patience to write this the power to read all of these d pwer 2 rite stupeedlee the power to thumbs down this (it also makes you look stupid) the power to only speek in sarcasm the power to see the past (not the future) emit eht lla sdrawkcab etirw ot rewop eht

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!