the power to kill yourself

The power to fly, but only fly north

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to turn any object into food

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to do nothing with your life.

The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

The power to be Omnipotent and create a rock too heavy for yourself to lift.

The power to fly.......but only in your underwear.

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to die.

The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

the power to breathe in space but have to be were there is gravity

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

The power to have no power.

the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

the ability to type slower.

The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

the power to turn into amy rose

The ability to not get sunburn, but only at night.

the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!