The power to die every time you are standing on something.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to remove all flavour from food.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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The power to die.

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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the power to use "YOLO" as an excuse to do retarded things

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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A man with the power to make sandwiches.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!