The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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To shit bricks.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to have really sweaty palms.

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The power to even

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The ability to make your heart teleport.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to have anything you want that is free.

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The power to transform money into a foreign currency of lesser value.

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The power to produce a hand vacuum from your belly button that only sucks up lint for your belly button

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!