the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power of 3 seond super strength,

the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

The power to die.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!