The power to shit for 5 days

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being able to blow up and die

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to resurrect Hitler at will, will only work if you are Jewish.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power of women's rights.

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The power to spell words incorrectly when speaking.

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The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

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The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to grow your pinkie toe to ten times its actual length, but only while your shoes are on.

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The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

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The power to be born again

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to cum out of your finger tips

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!