- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to eat the red ones last

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

The power to take edible shits.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

the power to sleep while standing!

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

Power to not have any power.

The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to die at will.

The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

Pointless Super Powers