- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

the power to change people socks on command

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

the power to die at will

The Power to penetrate Ellen Degeneres's Vagina.

Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

the power to give yourself cancer that you can't get rid of

The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

The power to get a huge penis with an erectile disfunction

The power to fart at will.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

The power to pick thing up with your feet

All of Superman's powers except instead of Kryptonite your weakness is water

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to walk into Mordor.

The power to give epilepsy to hamsters.

The ability to quit smoking by giving yourself lung, heart, and throat cancer, coupled with enphysema.

The power to freeze ice

The power to come up with the most funny joke ever made but forget the punch-line when ever you try to tell someone.

the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

Pointless Super Powers