The power to write pointless superpowers

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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the power to make other people's left arm grow two inches longer than their right arm.

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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get my hair more 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 Straighter---Girl!

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The power to have superpowers from the beginning

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the power to like justin beiber

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The power to be afraid of movies that are not scary

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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The power to be immortal but only in times where it does not mater, stops working after the age of 50.

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!