The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to grow more genitals.

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The power to open doors the opposite way they were made to open.

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The power to not care.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The ability to become sexually attractive to Killer Whales

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The ability to be born, live for about 75 years and then die.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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The power to fly if you are eating.

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The "helpers" you call during emergencies when they where new and a itsy bit unorganized... misunderstandings easily showed up part 1: The Firemen: Why the hell did you call us if this place is already on fire? Call the damn Watermen THEN! The Watermen: Sorry we only receive calls and help people that are drowning, try the Firemen or something... The Cops: Crime in the city? Sorry our work is to COP OUT of stuff, Try the Police or something...

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!