the power to die on the spot

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Aweonao

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blindness

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The power to be 6% fireproof

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The power to do get 100% in a christian studies exam, but fail everything else.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

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The Power to fart glitter

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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Stop clapping

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----the power to hold your breath until your die-----

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The power to chew with your tongue

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The power to stay dry in the rain, while indoors.

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the power to jump, but only on any surface

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The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to become square shaped each time you are on fire. Moral: Try rolling on the ground now bitch...

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!