the power to be extremely guilty in the bum.

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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blindness

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the power to eat your cereal and milk with a knife

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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spontaneous ejaculation

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To shit bricks.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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swear words -jesse

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!