- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to see through windows

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

he power to make mistakes

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

The power to escape reality by entering the magical land of skyrim via your PS3.

The power to glow... in the dark...

the power to make a pillow filled with feathers into a pillow filled with fluff

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to ejaculate

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

The power to become allmighty and imortal, all you need to do is to touch either Kryptonite, or adamantium.

the power to herd cats

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to be stupid reading this.

Pointless Super Powers