- Pointless Super Powers

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

+76

The power to have any nice guy, but they're all gay.

+76

The power to take edible shits.

+74

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

+72

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

+72

The power to turn any object into food

+72

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

+72

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fail a test everytime

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The power to not have any powers

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

the power to fart at the worst moments

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

The power to run at 0.5mph

The power to die everytime you pee

to make your bowel work backwards

The power to remove all flavour from food.