The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Acid tears.

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!