The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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The power to stop aging when outside of time. Moral: Twilight zone?

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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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having superpowers during the inquisition

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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Super speed, but with super clumsiness

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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!