The power to fart tear gas

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to teleport all gold to criminals and or teleport criminals to gold

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to be french.

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the power to dissaper into nothingness and appear in 2 years again while not noticing you skipped time...

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The power to not see the troll dude in the Pointless Superpowers logo raping the words 'Pointless Superpowers'

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The power to turn anything into Oreos.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to drown on land.

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The ability to not live forever

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The superpower to read minds only if they think about nothing

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to summon earthworms

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!