Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The power to shoot billions of neutrinos from your hands at an enemy.

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From this site`s standard... me typing this is a superpower, you reading this is a pointless superpower, and so is the superpower to HANDLE THE TRUTH! Moral: I still CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH! Well actually I can but I got hit with the pointless superpower below somewhere... Moral: For moral man it is better with one Moral too many than one moral too much... and if yu disagree YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the power to talk to fish but not people

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the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

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The power to become encased in concrete at will.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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i love to make shit brix

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to make up pointless superpowers

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!