the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to achieve 98% opacity

The power to change the color of your arm hair.

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

The power to murder rocks.

The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

the ability to un-dank any meme

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!