- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to ejaculate

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The ability to eat the red ones last

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

Pointless Super Powers