you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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Super-slowness

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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The power to hesitate when seeing naked girl.

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The power to make time go 100 times slower when bored

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The power to turn brass into gold, but only when the brass is made of gold.

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The ability to freeze-frame yourself. Forever.

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the power to control urine

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to shrink boobs

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to only see things that are a shade of orange if the date adds up to a divisor of Pi x enough to make it a whole number, if you are wearing a hat and have recently expeled bodily fluid

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be a massive dickhead, like thomas bull

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to cambiar el idioma de din kommentar at will.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to summon a lamp... Once.

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The ability to be in fashion.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to smell poop

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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the power to change people socks on command

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!