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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt
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having superpowers during the inquisition
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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.
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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.
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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.
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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.
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The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.
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_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS
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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.
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The power to fly but only in your room
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The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.
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Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!
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To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito
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The power to ejaculate
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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.
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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.
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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.
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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song
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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.
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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases
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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it
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The ability to eat the red ones last
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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.
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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!