- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to turn water into wine.

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

the ability to un-dank any meme

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to detect homosexuality in animals. ~scramjat

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

the power to like charlie

the power to herd cats

The power to be stupid reading this.

the power to kill yourself

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

The power to shit yourself on a really hot day with no change of underwear

The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

The power to become perfect. Perfect: There can be only one moral man.

Pointless Super Powers