the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Acid tears.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The ability to cut your stool in to tiny pieces smaller than a pea

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to be fireproof under water

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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The power to think of witty comebacks 3 days too late

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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the power to see the present

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The power to die.

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The ability to do moderately well on an exam while sharting next to your crush.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!