The power to uncontrally boop

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The ability to get up from the couch.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The power to be reading this when you can WORSHIP ME! Moral: You love me, I love me, we all win! Now, bring forth thy sacrifices, women, gold, diamonds, women, more women, yeah... And if you are a woman, you can come many many times with me...

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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The power to sing that lame "Tomorrow" song from Annie uncontrollaby on Dec. 21, 2012.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

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The power to smell people's moods

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The power to give yourself a staticshock, every time you touch yourself.

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

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The power to do a barrel roll without instruction

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to type a power on this website and see it's already taken.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the power to teleport to the center of the earth

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!