- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to type stupid superpowers when you sleepwalk.

The ability to make water luke warm.

The power to slightly accelerate the growth speed of your left toenails.

The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

the power to talk to fish but not people

the ability to draw spectacular things but only with invisible ink.

the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.

The power to become encased in concrete at will.

The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

i love to make shit brix

The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

The power to never die unless you become sick, injured, or breathe through your nose:/

The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

Pointless Super Powers