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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month
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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51
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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....
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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.
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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity
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The power to have backround music in your life.
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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.
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The power to see light as it appears on an object.
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The power to read your own mind.
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The power to cry sulfuric acid.
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the power to go slower than a snail :l
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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay
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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!
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The power to die whenever you want.
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The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.
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The power to fart on a plane.
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The power to block your own powers
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the power to sleep during day
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The power to not have any power.
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The power to make up pointless superpowers
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The power to shit for 5 days
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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!
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The ability to discharge a battery - JW
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The ability to have udders for nipples.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!