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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....
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The power to teleport to the center to the center of the Earth.
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the power to pee shit and shit piss.
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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.
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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.
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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.
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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.
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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds
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The power to blink, but only if polline gets in your eye.
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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.
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The ability to breathe oxyen, but only when in space.
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The ability to irreversibly turn into a turkey days before thanksgiving.
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the power to be forever alone
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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars
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Nothing to see here, keep moving...
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The power to shit for 5 days
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The Power to clone yourself instantly, but one of you dies!
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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute
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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.
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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.
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The power to reverse age all the way into your fathers balls. Nero: Know my name and fear it.
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The ability to trip on flat surfaces
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The power to smell anything you look at, but you can't turn it off.
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!