The power to turn vaseline into mercury whenever you think about throwing away a perfectly good taco

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the power to turn into celebs that evryonr loves to write about only infront of 1 million people

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The power to vomit every time you burp.

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the power to be unable to have a power.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The power to get stuck to doorknobs in dangerous situations

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The power to breathe out when you need to breathe in and vice versa.

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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T3h p0w@ T0 b3 L33T

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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Invisibility, but only in the dark.

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The power to gain 50 dollars every daybut have to pay 75 back every 12 hours.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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the power to itch your teeth

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The power to have knowledge of your power.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!