- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to only be attracted to people under the age of 15.

The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

Power to come up with an idea you have recently heard of.

The power to turn everything you touch in to a plastic fork.

The power to read your own mind!

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

The power to find anything on google. EXCEPT PORN.

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

The power to wink with both eyes

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

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The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to sleep while you're awake.

The power to die everytime you pee

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

Pointless Super Powers