The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to know the ending of the book before you get there.

thumb_up thumb_down +34

The power to revert to a six year old and teleport to the closest pedophile guild

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to sleep while you're awake.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

thumb_up thumb_down +30

the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

thumb_up thumb_down +30

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

thumb_up thumb_down +28

the power to live in lava, magma, fire, etc unless your body temp is over 120 degrees

thumb_up thumb_down +26

The power to drink lethal poison without getting ill. But still dying from it.

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The power to let someone control your dick

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to turn back time and get the word "emit".

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to paint with all the colors of the wind!

thumb_up thumb_down +22

The power to be afraid of horses.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to chew with your tongue

thumb_up thumb_down +20

See through invisible people

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

thumb_up thumb_down +20

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to make it impossible to have powers

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to die

thumb_up thumb_down +20

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!