The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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The power to see air

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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to make your bowel work backwards

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The power to open jam jar lids, however stuck they are.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to eat the booty like a poor person's groceries

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The power to Insult people by accidentally saying something you didn't know was offensive to them. You adopted jew

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the power to get in the van

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the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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sdrawkcab gnipyt ta dab eb tub sdrawkcab daer ot rewop eht

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!