The power to feel like your starving and everything tastes like crap.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The power of having enough money to buy anything, but in only pennies.

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the ability to invent cheese and toast

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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yo mama

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the power to half transform to something.

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The power to touch your toes

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The power to not have a brain!

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The ability to turn into a moth only when you run into a spider web.

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The power the ability to read minds but only on February the 30th 1783.

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The power to have one eyebrow!?

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The power to (place useless super power here)

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!