The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to plank

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the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power to be a dick.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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the power to itch your teeth

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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the ability to kill yourself... twice

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to see through anything except air.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!