The power to start time.

The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

The power to see through windows

The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

The power to do something while you can play games.

To be able to go to the future but only at 1 second per second.

The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

the power of turn yourself into a mexican

The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

he power to make mistakes

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to communicate with sperm.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to fail a test everytime

The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!