The power to grow your fingernails at 1.5% times the average speed, provided you contribute three hours a day to meditation.

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The power to lick your balls.

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The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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the power to gain the intelligents of forest gump, but not the table tennis playing ability

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to do unto others as you do unto yourself

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to know the word for potato in every human language... including binary (011100000110111101110100011000010111010001101111)

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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the power to die

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to die

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to fly but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to walk on walls but not on the floor

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!