The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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swear words -jesse

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!