The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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to be able to kill bieber and what ever you want only on mondays

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The power to turn rice into cooked rice with your hands, but only exactly one rice at a time.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to turn any edible object brown.

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the power to shoot lasers that are invisible and do nothing

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the power to emit air through your mouth and nose.....

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The power to circumcise yourself

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to not care.

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The power that when you sit down you fall through the seat

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The power to be the most beautiful thing ever unless someone watches you.

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The power of x-ray vision but unfortunatly your blind

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The power to hold the floor down using gravity.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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[insert pointless super powers here]

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Super empathy! The power to feel the suffering of every living being...

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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the power to not own a spacial power!!

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!