- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

The ability to ingest Dihydrogen-monoxide and survive.

The power to be fluent in every language but only when your head is fully submerged underwater.

The ability to speak Latin but only when no one can hear you

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to have incredible wet orgasms. if you are a man.

The power to summon your mom so you can prove she's not as fat as the chav in front of you is saying she is

The ability to kill anyone, only if he/she is your close friend.

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to move and run faster than anything slower than yourself.

The power to make things disappear when I shut my eyes, then bring them back when I open them.

The power to instantly kill yourself

The power to murder rocks.

The power to vote in a republican democracy.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

YOU CAN WISH BUT IT WILL NOT COME TRUE -.-

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

lol

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The power to bounce a beach ball with lightly above-average accuracy

Pointless Super Powers