The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The ability to become a paraplegic at will.

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The ability to change races.

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the power to hear any alvin and the chipmunks song you want, but only when you have a migraine

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The power to vomit pizza and root beer chunks at will.

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The power to touch the lava when falling off the couch

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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the ability to jump up absurd down. Without your feet leaving the ground.

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.

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The ability to watch movies in 1D

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The power to grow your own armpit hair at a rate of 1 ft/day, and change its color at will.

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The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

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The power to die at will

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The power to block your own powers

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The power to propel urine at the top speed of the animal you most recently thought of.

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to drink bleach in a gatorade bottle

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!