The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to release the bogus

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to make your nipples hurt when you twist them

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The power to sneeze out of your mouth and cough out of your nose.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the power to read your own mind

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The power to be Rosie O'Donnell.

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The ability to forget what your saying every 3 seco- what was I saying again?

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power to transform into a dick with legs

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

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Each time to show up on daily live TV each time you are masturbating.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the power to burp every time you drink 1 litre of soda/fizzy

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to die when you get old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!