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Acid tears.

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the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

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The power to make a small chair appear -- one time.

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The power to fell pain 3 minutes after it happens.

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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the ability to turn into the body of a car. Just the body, no engine, no wheels, nothin, just the body

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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swear words -jesse

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!