the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to turn into a pebble

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Acid tears.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to have 99 problems, except your dog... if she is female.

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Power to not have any power.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to fuck your moms pussy at will (her opinion or desire means nothing to the will of your useless superpower!). Moral: SONS OF SICKMAN FRAUD REJOICE!

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!