the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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You're super strong, but only when punching SUV's.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to become retarded but your so stupid you forget how to turn it off

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to tell when someone last masturbated, but only by shaking their hand.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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The ability to "Right Click" Properties

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The power to have a power

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The power to climb trees really fast but only downwards.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to see through windows

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the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

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The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!