- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to murder rocks.

The power to do something while you can play games.

Super speed, but with super clumsiness

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

The power of night-blindness.

The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

the power to play a flute to summon a black leprechaun but only when your on the verge of passing out

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

The power to eat sandwiches and never get full

The power to turn into a pebble

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power of laser pointer vision.

Pointless Super Powers