- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

A book on how to solve a paradix

The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

The power to kill yourself

Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The ability to turn into any inanimate object, but you can't turn back.

The power to troll.

The power to see through objects, thus not seeing anything.

The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

The ability to teach someone how to blink.

the power to inhale and exhale air

The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

To be bulletproof unless you get shot by a gun

The powers to know every martial art ever when your neck is broken.

the power to fax people with your mind

The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

The power to be a human

Pointless Super Powers