the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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the power to turn everthing you touch into to some form of pork but you are an orthodox jew

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The power to be dead

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The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to make faces at the blind

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to do nothing.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!