the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

the power of words

The power to die when you get old

The power to open doors that are already open

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

The power to ride a unicorn without a horn that can't fly.

The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

I got rhe power to always respawn in the middle of a noob tube. it's a blast...

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

Acid tears.

The power to fail a test everytime

Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

the power to turn O2 into CO2

the power to like charlie

The power to give this suggestion a thubs up rating.

The power to turn 85 in 85 years.

The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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Dejavu

The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!