The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power of becoming sick when you need it.

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The power to be light and stand against darkness. Moral: FU Destiny!

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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The power to turn into random objects

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

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the power tho vomit your poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!