The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power to start time.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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the power to complete math exercises

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The ability to straighten pictures on a wall with your mind.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to fly only one inch off the ground

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The power to die

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The power to read your own mind!

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The ability to hide your cats right ear at will

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The power to switch genders, but you can't switch back.

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The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The ability to fly a millimeter off the ground.

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to become white by going into midtown harlem at night and shouting: I HATE NEGROES!!! At the top of your lungs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!