The ability to see into the present.

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The ability to read braile.

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The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

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the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

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The power to fart out of someone else's bum

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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The power to think up something vaguely funny to put here to impress strangers on the internet.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to be dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!