- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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The power to see you're self in a mirror

The power to turn Dollars into Pennies

the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

the power to burn your school down from napalm farts.

The power to have everything taste like rubbing alcohol

power to drop the soap in the jail shower room

The power to have one eyebrow!?

The power to eat 2 hotdogs in the same bun

The power to heal any wounds caused by the bite of an Indonesian speckled carpet shark in an area of slightly tepid saltwater any time between 3:00 and 4:00 in the afternoon

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to shoot iron from your blood

The power to have a pointless superpower and after realizing that it's pointless

The power to volunteer as tribute.

The power to create a unicorn online.

The power of being able to see 1 day into the past

To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

The power to turn into a lamp once.

The power to remove all flavour from food.

The power to shoot sperm out of your eyes

The power to exhale clouds.

The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to not get shit dick

The power to wipe your ass once, and only once.

Pointless Super Powers