- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

The power to live through a Twilight movie.

The power to transform yourself into a door.

The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

The power to be alone

The power to not go to wor unless it's a work day and to not fell pain unless you get hurt.

The power to fart out of someone else's bum

the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

The power to live in lava, but only when your cold

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum, but not anywhere else

The power to turn on a hot flash, but only when it's 80 degrees out.

The ability to read braile.

The ability to see into the present.

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

the ability to cure anyone but only if you apply their injury to yourself

The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

The power to have a small penis

See through invisible people

The power to change any text in sight from US to British spelling.

Pointless Super Powers