The power to transform into baby food.

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the ability to make a really long post ajsfffffhkshgdddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddddfgggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggjssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssa

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to a nokia phone.

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the power to shoot fireballs.....only when your under water

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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the power to refreeze frozen ice

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Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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Strength to instantly kill anyone just by lightly tapping them, as long as they're physically stronger than you.

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the power to summon a massive midget

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The power to fly but only when touching the ground

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to wish you had a power

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The ability to change your weight

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The ability to make cardboard taste slightly less like cardboard.

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The power to get a cold in the wintertime.

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The power to fly whenever you sneeze.

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Being able to not go to the bathroom...when you have to!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!