the power to make faces at the blind

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to tell what a person has eaten by the smell of their farts

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The ability to shit from your mouth and burp through your ass

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I realised that people are randomly disliking posts for no reason up to page 4. Who are these trolls!?

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The power to break bones at will.

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The power to see through walls, but not through air.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to be dead

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The power to give yourself a BJ.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to ryme words with orange, purple, and silver but only after eating your own poo and while singing a beyonce song

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The Power to Die if you are dead

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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power to eat 500000 big macs in a day

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!