The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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swear words -jesse

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to have no superpower

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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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the power to make a super smelly fart every time you eat 40 cotton balls

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!