- Pointless Super Powers

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

The ability to know when men have erections

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The power to glow... in the dark...

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

the ability to earase your mind but only before a test

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!