The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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the power to fly, but only when you are in a plane that is already flying. inflight flight

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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the power to detect when there is oxygen near you

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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Stop clapping

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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Incredible Slothman. The power to move slowly.

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The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

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the power to become translucent

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

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The power to whenever your punched you cry a lot of asid that burns your flesh

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to make anyone you see look surprise.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to piss as if you were in zero gravity and leave your big piss ball floating in the bathroom.

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!