the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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All of aquaman's powers.

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The power of laser pointer vision.

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to turn into a pebble

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The power to remember and talk about random Pokémon facts during a life and death situation.

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The ability to read. No wait that is actually helpful. Never mind.

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The power to have to answer to morons while I put morals under EVERY one of my comments... Moral: At this point asking you makes you a trucking moron. Moral: Just to annoy you. Moral: And everyone is pointless so if you get annoyed, well that is your pointless superpower... hahaha!

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to scare female plants.

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The power to open any trash can lid with telekinesis if its within view.

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The power of having all of Batman`s Superpowers.

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the power to see the present

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!