teh pwoer 2 rite liek dis!!!11!1!111!!!! ex dee

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The ability to catch bullets traveling under 5 mph

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The power to eat pop-tarts as soon as they pop out of the toaster

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The power to love me. Moral: I have enough of my own. HE TORTURES YOU BECAUSE HE NEEDS YOUR LOVE, I DONT TOUCH YOU BECAUSE I REQUIRE NOT YOUR LOVE, WHO IS YOUR GOD NOW! (still not me, Gods and super sayans are foolish)

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The power to see everything that will happen in your future life when you die.

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The power to melt butter with your mind when its hot outside

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The power to see through things but you can't turn it off once turned on.

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The power to have a great singing voice, but only in the shower,

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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The power throw up hockey pucks every few minutes.

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the ability to type slower.

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kabloooeeey!!!

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

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The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!