The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to never be old but died at young age

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to have your incontinence supplies delivered discretely to your door with little or no cost to you!

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to read people's minds, but in a language you don't understand.

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the power to be immortal, but only temporally

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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The power to sharpen mechanical pencils and pens.

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

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The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

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The power to die

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The power to sharpen a pen

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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The power to walk on water mixed with cornstarch and cesium.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!