The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to take edible shits.

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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the power to sleep while standing!

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The power to scare female plants.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to see through glass

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the power to eat people :D

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the power to turn into amy rose

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the power to do blink every 20 years

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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the power of fart helium

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!