The power to lick your own elbow

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to transfer your soul into a burrito

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The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

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The power to see through windows!

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Taekwondo

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to see who is writing these powers

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The power to raise one eyebrow and make one person looking at you raise their eyebrow, then one person looking at them raise their eyebrow, and so on.

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The power to always know what the time is, but not without a clock

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the power to go on this website

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The power of hearing peoples conversations but only on topics related to Shrek.

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The power to find hiding spots quicker... like anne frank and osama bin ladin

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The ability to break & unbreak every bone in your body at will

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The power to swim as fast as Sonic The Hedgehog

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to issue commands to domesticated house cats. Not the power to make them obey your commands, just the power to issue the commands.

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The power to shoot blank bullet rounds out of your fingertips.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!