The power to block your own powers

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Ladder hands.

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The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

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the power to not finish your

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the power of shitting on your enemy at any tmie

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The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

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The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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The power to scratch your head 1% faster than usual, if it doesn't itch.

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The power to hear what is happening to objects (such as a bed).

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the power to make glass clear

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The ability to like this post

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to uncontrally boop

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to freeze ice

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!