The ability to like this post

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To be ALMOST able to run faster than a speeding bullet

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The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

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the power to be able to light yourself on fire yet not be immune to it

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The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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the power to turn into a narwhal. Once. At your grandmother's funeral

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The power to uncontrally boop

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The power to freeze ice

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The power to hole 1 inch putts.

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to have a power

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The power become a kite but not when it's windy

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

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The power to breath Oxygen

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The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!