the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to fail at life

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

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the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

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The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

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The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to find a use for 8th grade Algebra.

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to laugh uncontrolably in public

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!