The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to die on command.

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the power to turn into amy rose

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to fart in public AT WILL..

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The ability to know how someone felt exactly 1 year prior but you don't know why.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

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The power of temporary invincibility but you have to kill yourself first

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The power to die

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to like the fact that someone liked my status.

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The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

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The power to ramble on and on endlessly with no end in sight with the most inane of thoughts that no one can begin to guess when they will end or what the value or goal of anything so long-winded might be until you find yourself questioning your very desire to go living if you are only going to continue rambling.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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the power the convince people if they agree

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The ability to stop only ONE bullet and ONE bullet only

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The power to make money appear, but only when you don't want or need anything

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The power to have a power

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The power to die everytime you pee

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!