the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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the power to make an earthquake that an ant can not even feel

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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You can hear what people think ...in sign language.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power of anything you do makes you high and drunk

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to speak any language except the language of your people.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to write on cellophane

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the power to fail at life

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The power to balance the light switch in the middle but only on the 4th try.

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The power to be able to teleport through a random fat man's colon.

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to be able to eat any type of food, even indian food and then poop it out the next day

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to hatch from an egg

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!