The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

thumb_up thumb_down +51

the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

thumb_up thumb_down +47

the ability to make toast while standing on your head at 12:46 every Tuesday Greenwich Meridian Time.

thumb_up thumb_down +41

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

thumb_up thumb_down +41

the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

thumb_up thumb_down +33

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

thumb_up thumb_down +31

the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

thumb_up thumb_down +156

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

thumb_up thumb_down +144

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

thumb_up thumb_down +142

The power to run as fast as a snail.

thumb_up thumb_down +140

the ability to type slower.

thumb_up thumb_down +138

the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

thumb_up thumb_down +136

the power to be forever alone

thumb_up thumb_down +130

To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

thumb_up thumb_down +130

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

thumb_up thumb_down +128

The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

thumb_up thumb_down +126

swear words -jesse

thumb_up thumb_down +126

The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

thumb_up thumb_down +124

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

thumb_up thumb_down +124

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!