- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power of women's rights.

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power to be alone

The power to fart slightly less deadly

The ability to find the sharpest object in an given drawer, by having it puncture your hand. Every time.

Power to give birth through your penis.

you can shoot cars but the always hit you

the power to crap out bite-sized super heroes.

The power of laser pointer vision.

The power of having useless wings grow on your testicles

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

The power to die

the power to know everything even the meaning of life but you can not talk

you can summon raccoons, but all they do is piss on your shit

The ability when standing still you hover 1milimeter

the passive ability to teleport to the center of the world every tenth of a second

the power of running at superspeed, whenever you are sat down

THE POWER OF PEDOBEAR!!!!! but only when theres law enforcement around

The power to be better than Chuck Norris, but you have to be in a lucid sleep.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

The ability to eat fruit cake without gagging.

Pointless Super Powers