The power to see through anything except air.

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The power to obtain money, by going to work

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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the ability to summon a jar of marmalade the forces people to commit adultery

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The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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Supreme pre-mature ejaculation.

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the power to fly, but only when you poop

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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the power to get in the van

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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the power to travel around the world in 24 hours

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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the power to be forever alone

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To grow your fingernails out and in very quickly.

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The ability to be able to transform into a spork.

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The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

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The ability to face reality after reading all the pointless powers

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

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The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!