The power to pee while standing up

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to morph into yourself

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the power to control your own body movements

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The power to throw fireballs only under water

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to have horrible spelling while trying to write an ad for the pointless superpowers app.

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By the power of GREYSKULL! The color of my skull is grey.

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The power to read your own mind!

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power to watch youtube when there is no internet

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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See through invisible people

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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The power to be invisible, but only when no one's looking.

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!