The power to scare female plants.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to take edible shits.

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The ability to have 99 problems without one of them being a female

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The power to resurrect the dead but only for 1 second.

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The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

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the powers to be a fat gassy woman

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The ability to have all your dreams be nightmares that you remember vividly.

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to turn everything you touch into shit.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to skid against the ground at 45 mph

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power to blow up your own head only once,

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The power to shoot off your clothes at any moment while using your hands and feet

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The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The left part of your body is fireproof but the right side is not

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power that turns farts into music.

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The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to draw a perfect circle.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!