- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

the ability to type slower.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to have diarrhea at any time

The ability to innoculate against all non-existent diseases

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

The power to read your own mind!

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

The power to have a power

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

the power to Shoop Da whoop out of your bum hole

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to sleep through a dream.

The ability to talk to parrots and have them talk back to you

the power to extend commercial time while your in the bathroom

The power to glow... in the dark...

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

the power to be invisible when sleep.

Pointless Super Powers