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The power to turn your fingers into penises.
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The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)
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The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.
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The power to achieve 98% opacity
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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.
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The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.
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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room
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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.
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having superpowers during the inquisition
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Super speed, but with super clumsiness
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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.
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The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.
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The power to unravel the toilet-paper towards you.
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The ability to produce snot twenty times faster than normal.
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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation
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The power to fly but only in your room
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No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.
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The ability to add any two numbers and get 5
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The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it
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The power to eat sandwiches and never get full
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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.
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the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost
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The power to be able to see 1 second into the future
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Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!