The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to know when a painting is crooked but it only works if the painting is noticeably crooked.

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The ability to eat the red ones last

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to eat a pie and get to fart an apple (cus why not)

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The power to lose your voice when you yell a lot.

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The power to know all the answers in the test when the test is over

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The power to eat socks

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to be dead

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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See through invisible people

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The power to run at 0.5mph

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!