the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

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The power to be as strong as a bear... but only when fighting another bear.

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The power to nag at the speed of light before he even thinks about doing it you can literally nag him to death faster then the rapper twister can say his own name!!!

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Teh powwer too misspeel evrything!

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The superpower to get your comment in the tops because you mistyped "the pewer to type backwards" backwards. Its a funny story actually, you people liked it so much that it skyrocketed past the correctly spelled ones and turned out top.. 40 or something? I am being modest here... just go into the popular sections and take a look. I would have told you it was me who wrote that super pewer but you would not really believe me would you? By the way thanks, it made me laugh, and I hope that is the same reason you thumbed it up, you people are awesome! Moral: It was me. (I mistyped the word mistyped itself which is grammatically incorrect by itself, now beam me up Scotty!)

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Nipple Radar.

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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Vanilla scented blood

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

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The power to have a strong bladder for 5 minutes following urination.

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The power to permanently shorten your own penis

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the ability to un-dank any meme

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!