- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

Having the power to trap bugs with your manly body hair (chest hair, nose hair, moustache, armpit hair, pubic.......)

The power to permanently shorten your own penis

The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

the power to see the things that are happening right

The power to type random pointless powers on a website for pointless powers.

The ability to teleport 0.00000000000000007 seconds in the past

The ability to draw a perfect circle.

Which one is more pointless? 1. The power to have all of Suprman power, but lose them every time you needed. 2. The power to have all of Suprman power, but only to die from exposure to kryptonite.

A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

The power to teleport to the middle of the Pacific Ocean

The power to knock yourself unconscious

The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

to zap people but only yourself

The ability to think why does it say write your own when you type it.

The ability to hover slightly above the ground on Wednesdays.

the ability to add edges to any circle on anything that you can write on

the power to see with your eyes open

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

The power to not have a brain!

the power to youtube poop

the ability to make your eyes pop out.

the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

The ability to lift small objects with your mind, but only if you are touching them.

the ability to do absolutely nothing

Pointless Super Powers