The power to have no superpower

The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.

The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to fly but only when touching the ground

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation

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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only

The power to be fireproof under water

The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!