To be able to cut paper by doing the scissor action with your fingers.

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The power to make things invisible...to you.

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The power to not get a boner when seeing a hot girl.

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The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power of learning

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The ability to create pointless super powers

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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The power to bend your finger...WITH YOUR MIND.

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to get 100% on every test but get caught for cheating.

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The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The power to fall up.

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The power to go blind but you cant go back to seeing everything

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to use yo momma jokes in a masterful manner in all conversations.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the superpower of making pointless and lame jokes for which no human laughs (except crazy ones and apes)

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to fuck everyone.

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The ability to talk to bacteria

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!