the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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the ability to do 3 backflips in a row when no one is looking

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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Have all the superpowers there is in one milisecond every 100 years (If your still alive)

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the power to hear everything in sign language and see everything in braille

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The power of 3 seond super strength,

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The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

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The power to make people disappear bye closing your eyes

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The power to poop without wiping

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The power to fly, but only 1 millimeter above the ground, while moving at a speed slower than a snail.

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The ability to change races.

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The power to recite all of Encyclopedia Brown's cases in alphabetical order.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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the power to complete math exercises

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power to pull any woman that just asked you for a shag.

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The power to experience hair loss at accelerated rate.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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the power of milking a cow aslong it is a horse that you are milking. the power to ride a bull for 0.55 nanoseconds. the power to kill 1 bacteria every 20 min. the power to spread herpes without having symptoms. the power of sharing awkward details of your bowel movements to your family at dinner. the power to lift a small cup of water. the power of falling of your face whilst knowing it will happen 20sec before. the power of inhibiting passage on the curb. the power to cause massive traffic jams without owning a car. the power of listening but not understanding. the power of understanding all languages but the one that is being spoken to you at the time.

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to not have any powers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!