The power to have any girl as your girl friend but they turn ugly

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the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

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The power to levitate 3cm off the ground when no one is watching

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

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The power to punch that like button

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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The power to turn into random objects

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The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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The ability to make water luke warm.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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the ability to type slower.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the ability to run as fast as you want but never be able to slow down...

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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the power to eat 10 cotton balls every year

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

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The power to shoot money out of your hands, but only when your body is on fire.

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The power to murder rocks.

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The power to become invisible, but it only works when you are using it for noble and moral purposes.

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!