The power to turn into a pebble

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

Acid tears.

the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

The power to take edible shits.

The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...

The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

The power to be gangsta, only in front of true gangsta's.

Power to not have any power.

The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

The power to scare female plants.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power to shift baroque and rococo era paintings proximately 2" up and 3" to the left.

The power to die at will.

The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

The ability to tolerate listening to Nick Cannon's albums.

the power to automatically turn into a litlle girl when you see pedobear.

The power to know exactly when you are going to die, instantly! (died instantly)

The power to achieve 98% opacity

Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fly but only when your on the ground

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!