The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to vote in a republican democracy.

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to automatically yell every action you do like in a Japanese fighting game, I once started doing this for fun, at the end of the day eveyone hated me, good luck. (OPEN DOOR! OPEN DOOR! CLOSE DOOR! POOL SHOT! CUMMING HARD CUMMING HARD! SONIC BOOM! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! BEING TOLD TO SHUT UP! TAKING A PUNCH TO THE FACE UPPERCUT!)

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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Perfect recall of every episode of Teletubies

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The power to write sentences without periods Get it? A POINTLESS super power? LAWL

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The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The ability to change your weight

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the power to spit long distances at inconvenient times

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to find objects in the last place you look

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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To Shoot Piss Out Of Your Mouth Only If You Are Taking A Dump

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The to ejaculate anytime but only when your mom appears in front of you.

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Brazilian waxing via telepathy.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to swallow thousand liters of sperm without any ill effects.

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The amazing ability to hack peoples profiles only when they're logged in.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!