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The power to have no superpower
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The power to turn into a slightly smaller, weaker version of yourself.
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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.
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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.
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The power to teleport but you must have walked to that place within the last attosecond
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The power of 3 seond super strength,
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The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.
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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.
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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people
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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!
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The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.
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The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.
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The power to fly but only when touching the ground
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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song
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the power of not being able to feel pain during constipation
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If you shy of meeting girls in real life and find it easier on a computer and cam, you will have the power to pull 100s of girl every week local to you so go to www.sexigirls.co.uk and see the power you never knew you ever had to pull girls so fast.
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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
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The power to self destruct yourself 1 time and 1 time only
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The power to be fireproof under water
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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...
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The power to waste time and sit around doing nothing and not helping society when you could be doing something productive
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The power to buy the newest iPhone without the charger...
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The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.
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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!