- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to see through windows

The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

The ability to type with your penis on your smart phone during a video chat.

The power to time travel 1 second at a time

The power to speak with death people..

Being able to poop your pants at will with no control over it.

The power to make only right turns. take THAT nascar!

The power to eat the same food but you have to throw it up first.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

The ability to turn Barack Obama white

The ability to look at the sun and not go blind. Because your already blind in the first place.

The power to think this exact sentence at the worst possible time.

The power to float in water, and then sink sometimes.

The power to be caught sniffing your sisters panties and get punished by having her crotch forced up and down yours while your mother licks your balls.

the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

Power to shoot a fireball,but you need to be on fire

The power to do nothing with your life.

the power to be a fury............-_-

The power of 3 seond super strength,

The power to know the end of every movie ever.

The power to shape-shift into a chair, but only a chair

Pointless Super Powers