The power to lick any telephone pole to call somebody in the winter.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

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The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

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The Power to make miracle, now days there are no safe place in earth. We may died anytime

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The power to make instruments taste mayonnaise.

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The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

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The power to exaggerate everything, a power a billion, trillion overly trabillion times more powerful than anything, like 3000000 Chuck Norrises, except they are all weak in comparison to this power.

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The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

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The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

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The power to communicate with sperm.

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The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to fail a test everytime

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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Qu1. Why is Steven Hawking so smart A. Because he's half robot. Qu.2. Why is Albert Einstein so smart A. He got forced to try things.

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ability to swim superhuman fast, but only if you're completely naked and dry

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the power to herd cats

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The power to not be turned off by the word "moist"

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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the power to kill yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!