- Pointless Super Powers

The ability to have udders for nipples.

The power to turn anything into Oreos.

The power to be french.

The power to shoot spaghetti out of your finger tips.

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

the ability to look into your brain

The power to see the past. Only the past. Never the present.

The power the fly unless your alive. The power to swim in water unless your wet.

The power to summon garden mushrooms in the top of your head every time you're having a serious talk to anyone

The power of women's rights.

The power to teleport to the south pole.

ability to levitate using my fart...

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

The ability of holding your breath for the rest of your life.

the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

Having the power of a normal human

The power to change your hair's color to white when you're old.

The power to jerk off with no hands.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!