- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

the ability to talk to humans

having superpowers during the inquisition

The power to do something while you can play games.

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

The ability to change Celsius to Farenheit.

The power to blame it on the Boogie

The power to fly but only in your room

The power to turn into an exploding pink chair.

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

To turn instantly water proof while eating a burito

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

Ability to eat a burger without going to the mall first and talking to your grandma there for 45 minutes about how it hasn't rained for a quite awhile and we could sure use some!!!

The ability to add any two numbers and get 5

The ability to jump 8 feet fences

The power of perfect 20/20 hindsight

The power to know what you're going to have for dinner on any given day 10 years from now.

The power to teleport, but in doing so you lose a limb.

The power to fly as long as your feet the ground

The ability to talk to anybody in the world, as long as they are within your eyesight.

the ability to be invincible but your weakness is air.

The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

The power to make your girlfriend orgasm only when you are having sex with another man.

Can transform into a no-armed man at the click of his fingers..

Pointless Super Powers