The power to see but only with eyes????

The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

The power of women's rights.

The ability to go forward in time at will.

The power to be missed when present.

The power to be anyone you want but your still a nobody

To write a pointless power on paper to use.

The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

The power uncontrollably self destruct when you feel safe.

The power to fly, but only downwards

the ability to do see through any girl's clothes but you must be singing a Demi Lovato song at 76.786 Decibels EXACTLY!

The ability to fart extremely loudly every time you blink - but only when having dinnerwith your girlfriends parents for the first time.

The power of having a bulletproof appendix.

The power to turn into a skittles bag

The power to never be old but died at young age

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to no sweat in the cold.

the power to cancel your powers wich is the power thats cancelling powers.

The power to see your reflection with The Mirror

the power to open doors that are unlocked

The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!