- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to itch your teeth

The power to, receive THE POWER! What is this power you may ask... it is the power of TRUE POWER!

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

power to blow up your own head only once,

the ability to kill yourself... twice

The power that turns farts into music.

The power to open any door with no lock on it.

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The power to see through anything except air.

The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

The power to transform into yourself.

The power to turn your fingers into penises.

the power to know how your going to die right before you die.`

the power to suck at absolutly everything you do, except at failing.

the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to jump 1 centimeter off the ground and be hungry and if you don't get food within a nano second you'll die of exposure to any form of matter

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

The ability to replace your DNA with parmesan cheese.

the power to hovertate

the power to fly, with a string atachted to you

The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

Pointless Super Powers