The power to walk into Mordor.

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the power to imagine any women naked...but only as an octogenerian

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The ability to see into the present.

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The power to Rage Against The Machine

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the power to eat air when you could do something creative.

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to save all that time your new fast boil kettle has saved you

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The power to produce fingernails at will that people can eat.

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The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The power to shoot rainbows out of your elbows but consequently having your skin fall off

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The power to let 100 cockroaches crawl upon you for everytime you display emotion

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a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The power to be dead

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See through invisible people

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The power to be an ugly barnacle who is so ugly that everyone dies.

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The ability to push "pull" doors, and pull "push" doors.

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The power to forget everything u learned during a test.

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to change colors to the excact same as before.

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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power to kill dead ppl.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!