- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

To be able to run the speed of light but only works if your standing still?.

The power to Silence everyone when they're saying anything

the power to nap instantly, but only when you're tired.

The ability to go forward in time for 1 second but the process of going forward takes 1 second.

the power to jizz money

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

The power of night-blindness.

No matter what you eat, always shit peanut butter.

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to turn toast back into bread

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to have amazing sexual prowess for 24 straight hours, but only on days that you have to work overtime. This is actually true.

The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

The Power of being able to do anything but does not work when you need it

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

the power to kill yourself

Tha ability to not be able to fly

The power to implode when you have pee and you can't stop

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

Pointless Super Powers