The power to glow... in the dark...

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The power of night-blindness.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

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The power to see other peoples dreams.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to display emotions at will

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The power to whipe the floor with your face.

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The power to have your mother suck your dick dry as long as there is any sperm in your balls.

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The power of omniscience but it causes a near fatal heart attack every time you think.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to walk through air.

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to have your toe nails and fingernails be bulletproof.

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The power to enter a car, but only if the car is out of gas.

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the power to melt your bones

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The power to lose 7-1 to Germany

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The power to die.

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The power to control people minds, but in the world only remains a few blonds and you.

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the power to fold a piece of paper in half 8 times

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The power to make pencils dull.

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the power to eat people :D

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!