The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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The ability to recall lyrics of particularly terrible music with perfect accuracy.

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The power to read upside down...only when you're upside down.

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to make school 24 hours , and making vacations for 30 minutes.

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The power to level up on a game which you can't level up on.

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The power to die on the spot and not revive

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

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The power to yell WOW THOSE ARE SOME GIANT MELONS LADY! And have her blush and giggle, as your girlfriend grabs you and kisses you, just to make sure to "balloon lady" that you are not on the free market. Moral: And you think I act unusual here... Hah! That is simply because you lack the ability to love... the most important person in your life, the one that will take care of your beloved ones, the one that will inspire his friends... Yourself... sadly we are in a time period where being a modest emo is in... Well, I am out! Out there, being free!

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the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

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The power to die and come back to life in the middle of a crossfire between two tanks.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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the power to flick a coin and get heads 50% of the time.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!