- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to give the best hugs in the world to people who don't need be hugged

The power to speak in languages that no one around you understands.

The power to die when you get old

The power to jump over any fence no matter how high! Good luck surviving the fall.

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

The power to smell water.

the power to pay 1 cent less then what items in the store cost

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

The power to be able to see 1 second into the future

The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

The power to not move but your always happy.

The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

The power to make somebody fall in love with anybody who isn't you.

the power to see the present

The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

The power to be a GOD with your imagination

the power to be a free wireless hotspot only when you are completely motionless.

The power to speak braille.

the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

power to blow up your own head only once,

Pointless Super Powers