the ability to type slower.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The ability to seduce women when there's no women in the room

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The ability to sleep but only when you don't want to

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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The pointless superpower to miss moral man. He was a dick.

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thw power to not feel anything during sex unless you dont like the sex (ie rape, ugly fat pearson)

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the ability to fly 5 centimeters above ground

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The power to teleport through open doors.

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The power to use successfuly Splash Attack irl.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the ability to talk to humans

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The power to both love and hate marmite.

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The power to not be color blind.

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the power to teleport anywhere and see anything but every time to teleport there's 75% chance you'll die

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The power to be really bad at CSGO

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The power to have a power

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!