The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

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The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

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The ability to die on command.

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The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

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The power to turn into a 90 year old woman with 20+ diseases

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the ability to do absolutely nothing

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The Power To Only Be Able To Move Yourself (including wheelchairs and all that) 1 meter in the entire life of the universe

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The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to never be hungry for five minutes after you eat.

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The ability to cure polio, but only within U.S. borders.

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The Power of your footstep sounding like a horse gallop

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The power to time-travel to the moment you die.

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the power to know when the pope is taking a dump

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the power to feel pain whenever you breathe

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to turn on your tv with your mind as long as the remote is in your hand and has batteries.

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The power to feel double the pain when you get kicked in the balls.

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The power to drown on land.

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the power to eat people :D

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The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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The power to have any power on this site.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!