swear words -jesse

thumb_up thumb_down +125

ability to levitate using my fart...

thumb_up thumb_down +123

The power to have any power on this site.

thumb_up thumb_down +121

The power to change $100 to 100 $1

thumb_up thumb_down +119

The power to read your own mind!

thumb_up thumb_down +115

The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

thumb_up thumb_down +113

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to freeze laptops when you're watching porn and someone comes in.

thumb_up thumb_down +111

The power to make something slightly sticky. Like after you each a juicy piece of fruit. You make everything feel like that.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

The power to view pointless superpowers on a screen.

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the ability to look into your brain

thumb_up thumb_down +105

the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

thumb_up thumb_down +103

The power of knowing every fact about dolphins

thumb_up thumb_down +99

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

thumb_up thumb_down +99

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

thumb_up thumb_down +97

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times, and just in case of trouble, you can change back by doing the same this time. (good luck jumping inside a sealed casket smartass.

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to grab a cup of purple drank, Then drink it

thumb_up thumb_down +95

The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

thumb_up thumb_down +93

The power to whipe the floor with your face.

thumb_up thumb_down +89

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

thumb_up thumb_down +89

The power to become sick only to spread it to your enemy but you can't stop being sick until you have treatment.

thumb_up thumb_down +85

the ability to do absolutely nothing

thumb_up thumb_down +85

The power to not move but your always happy.

thumb_up thumb_down +79

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!