- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to shit out toilet paper.

The power to be really bad at CSGO

The power to defy gravity, but only for the fraction of a second.

The ability 2 breath underwater, but not above water

The power to make any liquid luke warm (it works both ways)

The power to to do everything a normal human can do.

The Power to be trust by anyone as long as you are saying bullshits.

the power the convince people if they agree

The power to turn into a pebble

The ability to levitate birds

The ability to get anyone answer your messages when the answer starts: What the...

The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

The power to sleep with your eyes open, but when awake, to have ur eyes closed.

The power to talk in Wingdings.

Delayed Reaction Man

you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

The power to read your own mind!

The power to obtain money, by going to work

The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

The power to bypass capcha codes

Superhuman strength at the expense of being completely paralyzed

The power to jump high into the sky, only to drop down later...

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

Pointless Super Powers