The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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the power to complete math exercises

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The power to make every single person in the world hate you and want you dead.

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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The power to answer trivia questions, but only being able to do so in a loud, aggressive voice.

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The power to not have any powers

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power to be an alcohoic

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The ability to steal, without getting caught, other people's pocket lint.

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The ability to pass out at will.

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The power to see through solid objects, but only when said solid object is transparent.

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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to be shitty

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The power to telekinetically pick your nose and eat it.

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The power to turn aluminum foil into tin foil.

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The power to poop almost instantly, but you always have the runs.

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to power to do the bird is the word

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The power to read a book in 2 seconds but forget everything but the title.

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The power to be really offensive after you finished a sentence U FUKING JAP

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The power to stop bleeding 3-5 days a month.

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the ability to turn into justin bieber, but they can only say i like you very much

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The power to sh!t using your mind.

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!