- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be MAGNETO! And have the power to WELCOME TO DIE! You dare not WELCOME TO DIE? AHAHAH! X-CHICKEN!

The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

The Power of shitting by your mouth

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

the power to shout and make people piss their pants

the power to orgasm with your mind

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The power to teleport yourself one step away

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to be 6% fireproof

ability to levitate using my fart...

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

The power to be half invisible

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

Pointless Super Powers