- Pointless Super Powers

The power to be invisible when singing

The power to jump 1/3 of an inch higher than you would normally jump.

The power to be oppressed by everything

the power to fly but only if you keep both feet firmly on the ground

the power to sleep during day

MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

The ability to watch movies in 1D

Nothing

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

The power to piss your pants whenever you want.

To see what you are currently doing from the same perspective of your regular vision, with the ability to understand that you're doing it. But not have the ability to stop yourself from doing what you were going to do as if you didn't have the power.

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

the power to be super ugly

Nipple Radar.

The power to be invisible but when no one is looking

The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

The ability to perfectly recall the and only the third digit in a series of numbers.

The power to sneeze whenever you think about apples.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to absorb your hair into your body and the burp up a bottle of shampoo and you have to do this once a day or your eyes and ears and mouth and nose will liquify for a day.

The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

The power to switch any physical traits with your own reflection in the mirror.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!