To be able to catch a speeding bullet with your head.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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blindness

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The ability to grow and shrink in size, but you still have the same strength and weight and can only do it once a month

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The power to teleport the remote control to you from across the room twithout getting up, but only if your TV is broken.

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the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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spontaneous ejaculation

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The power to endure uncontrollable & highly noticeable erections at funerals

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To shit bricks.

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the power to concentrate all the oil and grease in your body into one mega zit that you can pop at people, and possibly use as a propulsion system....if oily enough

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The power to have no powers

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to stand in line at the DMV with a smile on your face.

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swear words -jesse

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The ability to sit on air, provided you are in space.

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The power to take any object you are holding and swap it with anything within thirty feet

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The power to bypass capcha codes

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The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

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the ability to look into your brain

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The Power to be more useless then the most useless object in the world.

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!