a healing factor that can heal paper cuts in 2hours

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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the power to follow "photocation" on instagram.. its worthless but who gives a *#$%^ !!!

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The power to glow... in the dark...

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the power to never be late to work, but only when you're unemployed.

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The power to drink any amount of water but get dehydrated in the next 5 seconds. :/

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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That F-ucking ass hole that keeps typing morals all the time, he is F`n annoying! Moral: You thought I was a hater eh? Hahaha got you there ;) And if that is not the most pointless pointlessity in the world, then... I give shit about thumbs ups really, they just discovered that I have an bad allergy to dust, and thus I have been unable to work out for TWO YEARS! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT! Me so happy, me love you long time. That is what women usually say to me, instead that they change the happy with horny... and replace you with someone else`s name. Self Irony... such a delight... and maybe I am lying... who knows... who wants to know? Nobody? :( sob... excellent! :D Damn CATCHPHRA! I SWEAR I USED TO HAVE A KITTEN THAT WAS TWICE THE SIZE OF TEXAS!

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The power to be able to fall asleep instantly

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The power to be dead

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The power to change the temperature by 1 degree, once every leap year.

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The power to make pointless super powers

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To never remember what the word if means

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The power to be so fast, that if you sprint forward you travel the whole world just in time to fuck yourself.

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The power to produce highly concentrated sulphuric acid in your sweat glands.

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The power to turn into a skittles bag

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The power to get mad horny instantaneously around children.

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The power to turn things in to wood

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to release the bogus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!