The power to be the only person who can save mankind from creatures that don't exist.

The Power To Only Get Horny Around Your Grandmother

The ability to eat Oreos and not have diarrhea after.

The power to be normal and average

The power to make yourself not have a super power

The power to draw a perfect circle.

Super strength, but the only thing it affects is feathers.

The power to be so perfectly blunt.

the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

The power to wake up every morning in a corn field 36miles away from home

The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

The powr to spell eviting wrong.

The power to make you teeth yellower

The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation.

the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

The power to actually ENJOY Dora the Explorer.

Look handsome when no one is looking at you and then when they do you change back to normal

the power to make as many dogs appear as you want but they don't listen to anyone and they have rabies

The ability to teleport into a wall

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The power to read any captcha, but no longer be able to type.

the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

The power to teleport, but you will be just as tired as if you had walked there and it would take the same amount of time to get there.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!