The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the powwer of have a WiFi everytime but don´t know the wep key

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The power to control unsalted butter very slightly with huge amounts Of effort

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The power to turn a brainfart into a fart

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The power to rotten food.

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The power to smell poop

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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The power of being able to rotate in non-rotatable chairs.

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The ability to smell colors.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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the power to die at will

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to walk into Mordor.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power to predict yesterday's weather

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The ability to read minds by absorbing their mental disorders

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the power to be physically attracted to the same sex

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The power to be alone

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The ability to revert any computer to windows vista. Works best on Linux operating systems.

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A power that makes your shits 10 times larger

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The ability to float sideways very slowly

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The power to turn any drink into pee.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!