The power to type some incredibly perverted "superpowers" and get a boner while laughing so loud the neighbors on both sides of your apartment closed their windows.

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The power to solve any problem with another problem e.g. Putting out a house fire with a flash flood.

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The power to sing like Justin Beiber.

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Having taste buds in your anus.

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The power to talk to plants but only when they have mean things to say.

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the power to write about pointless super powers in universes that nothing exists.

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The super power to shine in daylight

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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the power to die

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the power to have an organsim when your a boy

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to see the future when you sleep but forget it as soon as you wake up

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Most of God`s powers. One: He has existed eternally, and one day he said: LET THERE BE LIGHT! Uh... so he has lived eternal eternities in the dark? Explains his shitty mood... Two: Speaking about let there be light... the very first sentence he utters is wrong, because "First God created light".... And then he went "oops" and time traveled back in time to create voice first so he could say anything? Three: He sent his son to combat sin... how powerful is sin? So powerful that a so called omnipotent being had to sacrifice his son? And what sacrifice is it to have your immortal son killed just to prove that he is immortal? Sounds like a guy being sawed in half and then coming out whole... TADAH! (applause from the audience). So in the end he sacrificed... nothing? He died to prove he could not die? Moral: Jesus: Epic troll..

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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the power to shit your pants uncontrollably when your mom calls your name

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The power to cure cancer pantients of minor rashes.

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the power uncontrollably explode expensive cars

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The power to speed up wallmart lines; only if your're not in it.

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The power to jump 100 feet in the air and have bones made of glass.

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The power to have the world's biggest cumshots, but to have a numb penis.

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The power to psychically flush any toilet in the world once every 27 minutes.

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!