The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

The power to die

The power to do a wheelie on. Unicycle

The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

The power to go Super Saiyan in the toilet

The ability to pee while standing up for men

The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

The Power To Lick My Own Penis

The power to turn everything one touches with one's hand into skittles, but only applying to amputees.

The power to magically generate drugs in your pockets, but only while being arrested or in a police station.

The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

The power to instantly tun any kind of meat into hotdogs.

have the power of making chicken appear when your a vegan

the power to make plants grow at a slightly excelled rate when lying on top of them .... you also smell like shit, all the time.

to be able to fly but only 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000001 millimetres of the ground and not even feel or look like your floating

The power to enter the dreams of people who regularly have night terrors

Really bendy thumbs.

The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

Shit bricks I love itttttt

The power to make everyone think that having no power is the ultimate power so everyone thinks they're powerful when they realize they have no powers but you have one so you win

The power to make Macs appear instantly, but be unable to left-click on them.

The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

Will i tell you the joke about the butter? Aww no you'll only spread it!

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!