The power to give onesself a heart attack just by thinking about it.

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the power to have a combination lock, and forget the code

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The power to grow plants, only using your mind

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The power to be invisible only when you're not in anybody's line of sight.

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The power to be a dick.

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the power to walk through any wall BUT the walls of the room you're in.

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The power to shape shift into water

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to be powerless.

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The ability to understand math but cannot apply it to ANYTHING.

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The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

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The power to change the color of your arm hair.

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The power to teleport yourself one step away

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the power to make people disappear but they reappear 5 seconds later 6 centimetres from where they were standing when you made them disappear

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The power to elect George W Bush.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The ability to be bulletproof after you get shot.

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The ability to read people's thoughts but only in a language that you do not understand.

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the power of turn yourself into a mexican

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The power to invent things as soon as you see them

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!