- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart through your mouth and burb through your butt

The power to make only slightly funny jokes

the power to be nonflammable unless your on fire

The power to have two eyes that can't see very far or through anything.

the power to find a needle in a haystack

The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

The power to turn into batman only after the bad guys left

The power to control any type of urine or feces

The power to Grow a baby in a woman.... for 9 months.

The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

The power to sleep through a dream.

the power to jizz money

The power to never finish your sentences because

_/?\_ (?`_´) SON GET IN THE SCOUT TANK WE'RE KILLING THE SCAMMERS

The power to glow... in the dark...

The ability to hear the opinions of inanimate objects.

The power to play FPS games in real life (respawning included) but lag a lot

The power to not constantly thumb my comments up or down, whichever. Moral: Energy spent on me, is energy well spent! Stay proud and walk tall soldier!

The power to turn Wii controllers into broken TV sets.

The power to read the future in a language you will never learn to understand. Moral: I read that "thy comment expects a billion red thumbs"... WTF does that mean?

The power to change locations with: Michael Jackson, Elvis, Hitler, Stalin, and many more, simply by jumping up and down 3 times.

The power to teleport in the bottom of the sea.

The power to collect a interesting variety of ceramic animals.

Pointless Super Powers