The pointless superpower to point any where and one of those bouncy castles appear.

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the power of the home depot lisp... and as an added bonus the power of how the universe works lisp

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The power to laugh so hard you can't breath at "Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?" Jokes.

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The power to fly really fast but only in closets.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to put up with your in-laws.

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the power to poo out of your eyeballs and they burn when you do it

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The power to write about pointless superpowers.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to start typing a sentance and then start writing another way to save on your car insurance is to take the The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start to write a book about a magic trick that reveals cards

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The power to make Justin Bieber be dead but only when you are listening to someone good at singing

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to instantaneously fall asleep but only when tomorrow is a day off.

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the power to fail at life

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The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

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the ability to type slower.

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The ability to look at yourself in anything, except a mirror.

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the power to shoot rocket out of your hands,but it only come to you

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

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The power to be arrested for crimes you did not commit

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the power to have powers (super strength,speed ,and flight) in a minute only.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!