the power to get somewere at the same time that you arrive.

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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the power to kill yourself

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the power to photobomb random peoples photos without even knowing

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The power to be out of the kitchen... and a woman

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The ability to smell colors

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The power to give yourself any disease, but not the power to cure it.

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The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to swear if you do not believe in a God. Moral: Meh... if I post anything against God here you guys will thumb me down and that matters... it matters so much that I will use the section over to shit talk God... yeah... thumb me down already fearing zealots... show me your true power (being Gods bitches) now that is pointless power!

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The power to close your nose

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The power to fry and suffer harder than anyone when lit on fire.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to control weather on Mars

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to smash people's heads in with things.

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The power to finish right before you start (If you know what I mean)

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The power to always get caught by the scooby doo gang

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The power to fly for 2 seconds when jumping

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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the ability to hold your breath for ever while being on land

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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the power to time travel to the same time, date, and year

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!