- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to throw a rock at the ground and miss

The AWESOME Power To See With Your Eyes Open

The power to uncontrally boop

The power to communicate with dust bunnies.

The ability to fly away, but there is a 99.99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999% chance that you will get hit by a plane while taking off.

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Having all the knowledge of the Internet... as of the mid-80s.

the power to not finish your

The power to regenerate limbs, but twenty years after you've lost it.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The ability to dodge bullets, but only after you've been hit by the first bullet.

The power to eat 100kgs of ice cream and only get type 2 diabetes

The power to both love and hate marmite.

The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

kabloooeeey!!!

The power to be 6% fireproof

ability to levitate using my fart...

The power to commit geniocide but only of you own race

The ability to teleport to the Taj Mahal whenever you want ONLY the Taj Mahal

The power to be half invisible

The power of turning your nose upside down, but only when it's raining... or in the shower.

The power to transform into baby food.

the power tho vomit your poop.

X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

Pointless Super Powers